C O L L E C T I O N S | |
SHIT HAPPENS |
Shit Happens... in various ideologies |
Communism It's everybody's shit. Marxism The rich shit exploits the poor shit, but deep down all shit is alike. Dictatorship of the shit. Socialism The same shit happens to everyone. Capitalism Shit happens, and it'll cost you! If you're gonna sell that shit, at least make a profit. Americanism Who gives a shit? Materialism Whoever dies with the most shit wins. Cannibalism Don't eat the shit. Vegetarianism If it happens to shit, don't eat it. Hedonism There's nothing quite like a good shit. Existentialism Shit doesn't happen; shit is. Shit happening is absurd. Realism I think I need to take a shit. Denialism What shit? Purism If shit has to happen, let ONLY shit happen. Procrastinationism I'll take care of this shit ... tomorrow. Avoidanceism With all this happening, I think I'll go shit. Repressionism I'll hold this shit in forever. Fatalism Oh shit, it's going to happen! Surrealism Fish. Nihilism Let's blow this shit up! Fetishism I love it when shit happens. Masochism Do shit to ME. Sadism I will shit on you! Dyslexia Tihs happens. |