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SHIT HAPPENS |
Shit Happens... to others... |
Energizer Bunny Shit happens and happens and happens and ... Branch Davidianism May shit happen to the FBI! If shit happens, have a BIG barbecue... David thinks he's hot shit. Divorcism She's full of shit! He's fooling around with some worthless piece of shit. ... but Judge, you can't give her all that shit! Creation Science Shit has only been happening since October 23rd 4004 B.C. Discordianism Shit makes the flowers grow and that's beautiful. Kibology What's shit, and where can I get some? Spam Spam happens. SubGenius Shit has happened. For $20 "BoB" will sell you a way to MAKE MONEY FROM IT. Dianetics "Why does shit happen?" (p. 157) Yuppie Shit It's my shit! All mine! Isn't it beautiful? An Employer Shit happens, and rolls down hill. You may only shit during coffee breaks. An Employee I've done my shit, so can I take the day off? This shit's not part of my contract. Environmentalism Shit is biodegradable. Political Correctness Heavily processed nutritionally-deprived biological output happens. Heisenbergism Shit happened, we just don't know where or how much. Quantum Shittydynamics Shit happens only in well-defined quantities. Einsteinism God does not play shit with the universe. Shit is Relative. Reaction to Seeing your Mother-in-law Relatives are Shit. THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS for Sanitation Engineers 0th: There is shit. 1st: You can't get rid of it. 2nd: It gets deeper. 3rd: A nice, empty trashcan is wishful thinking. KEEP SHOVELING !!! |