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SHIT HAPPENS

Shit Happens... according to philosophers

Thales Earth, Air, Fire, and Shit Epicurus If shit happens, enjoy it. Socrates What is shit? Why is shit? Aristotle The essence of shittyness... Archimedes Hmmm... why doesn't this shit float? Give me a place to stand and I'll move any piece of shit. Descartes I think, so why am I in this shit? I shit, therefore I am. Leibniz (as interpreted by Voltaire) The best of all possible shit in this world made for shit. Thoreau I wanted to live deliberately ... to suck all the shit out of life. Sartre Shit is meaningless! What is shit, anyway? Freudianism Shit is a phallic symbol.